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Patrick Roy, the greatest goaltender in the history of hockey, period. Won 4 stanley cups,5 Top goalie of the year awards and was the only player to be the MVP of the playoffs 3 times.Known for his confiedence on the ice and kind nature off the ice. A truly fierce competetor. Invented the butterfly style of goaltending. Was truly and insperation for us all. Patrick has a beautiful wife and 3 kids and is a great husband and father. He will always be missed in the world of hockey. #33
Dont cry cause his carrer is over, be glad that it happend.
Unbelieveable save by PATRICK ROY!!!!!!!
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An ugly bitch who got on the cover of a magazine even though she's a six at best. She is a NASCAR driver, which tells you many things. She is poor, stupid, and extremely annoying. She gets run over in an episode of South Park by Cartman, and its one of the funniest things you will ever see.
Hot Durr, lookit that Danica Patrick make that left turn!
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Man who plays the xylophone
Patrick Moore plays the xylophone!
Pah, Pah, Pah Pah-Pah Paaatrick!
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This is the most anoying person you will ever meet and wont leave you alone. He always make things not funny and has no friends. He is also the most disabled autistic fuck who should just jump off a cliff.
Oh look theres Patrick Wood, i wish he gets run over.
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Spongebob squarepants's idiotic companion. Is a pink starfish
EVIL SUPERVILLAIN: "it says patrick star on your driving license" PATRICK STAR: "that doesn't mean it's mine"
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The lead singer of a band named fall out boy . Some may call the band satanic when their lead singer is literally an innecont adorable humble cinnamon bun.
"Hey have you listernd to fall out boy ?"
"Of course patrick stump is my favourite! "
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The greatest Segment Slayer to have ever lived is Patrick Devitt, crown-bearer of the legendary "Josh Duncan's 'Got Any Change for this Kwarter' segment, among thousands of others in at least 3 US states. When Patrick is not slaying segments, he is busy instigating mental anguish and feelings of inferiority in his Strava rivals. Additionally, one time in college he started dictating a story in his sleep, which was later adapted by his roommate Orson Welles into the screenplay for "Citizen Kane," widely considered the greatest film of all time. No one knows how old Patrick is. Despite the fact that he has never appeared on the show, in 2019 Ken Jennings conceded that Patrick was the best Jeopardy contestant in the show's then-36-year history. Kanye West has also privately claimed that it was in fact Patrick, and not Beyonce, who had the best video of all time. While these and his many other achievements are beyond debate, in 2020 and 2021 Devitt was widely criticized for his condescension toward users posting their walking miles on Strava, as well as for a general lack of wokeness, which spurred the #walkforpatrick and #cancelpatrick movements in northern Illinois.
Today was a rest day, but I took the kids to the park and posted it on Strava so Patrick Devitt would see it and disapprove. #walkforpatrick
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