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Verb. The act of pooping immediately after a meal. Very much like the pencils with lead cartridges where you stick a cartridge in one end, and one comes out the other end.
Noun. One who frequently poops immediately after a meal.
“Mmm! This pot roast was delicious, but I gotta go push pencil!”
“It’s time to cut the cake! Where’s Frank?”
“Oh he’ll be out in a bit. He’s a bit of a push pencil.”
There are generalized definitions of a pencil pusher being someone with a meaningless job, specific to military service however, a Pencil Pusher is most often times someone who fucked up in such a way they can no longer be trusted to do anything of value. These people usually have some sort of assault charge pending and are holding over for paperwork so they are given some moronic tasking to fill their time and keep up appearances. They are also more comment then not, officers, as the enlisted component would like face chapter up front. These individuals are commonly hated for an array of reasons but usually revolve around the actions that got them there.
specialist: what's LT smith doing in the yard?
corporal: man he finally got caught
specialist: no way I thought it was just a rumor
corporal: might have started there but DNA dont lie
specialist: so he really did it?
corporal: ya he raped that girl in TRADOC
specialist: he's a total pencil pusher
corporal: 100%
Someone who you can trust with all manners of pencil related business. This could mean anything between writing notes on a paper with a 2B pencil or using the lead from a mechanical pencil to fill various crevices in the human body; including but not limited to: Areas under eyelid, under fingernails, urethra, mouth hole. These maneuvers are only to be attempted by a professionally trained pencil pusher with at least 4 months of experience.
A man: Lovely day we're having, pencil pusher!
Pencil pusher, shoving three sharpened pencils into A man's front hole: Yah, now just hold still, I can't get the angle right if you keep moving.
Derogatory nickname of Pakistani politician Pervez Khattak due to his thin and tall stature.
Pencil Khattak used to be Pakistan's defense minister.
1: A form of corporate jousting, involving wheeled office chairs and pencils.
2: A dirty, dirty sexual act that no one should ever try lest their immortal soul be cursed forever.
1: I was up for a promotion, but unfortunately I lost the pencilling match against Deborah.
2: I swear I saw them pencilling each other! I'm calling the police!
an obnoxiously under proportioned penis belonging to a boy who is blissfully unaware of the lack of his own girth
OMG his pencil wenis barely registered!!!
The grip used for jacking off when your dick hasn't fully grown. You take your thumb and index finger and lightly pinch, with your middle providing support, like you're holding a pencil.
I haven't got the length to jerk off nornally, so I just use the pencil grip.