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Phantom cock is a disease that makes your dick disappear and reappear from reality at random intervals
I'm sorry but you have been diagnosed with phantom cock
The mysterious flushing of automatic toilets even though you haven't sat down or removed yourself from the toilet seat.
Individual sits on toilet to do their “business”. Suddenly the toilet proceeds to make 2 - 3 "phantom flushes" even though all they've done is shifted in the seat or reached for some toilet paper. Sometimes no movement is necessary to trigger this effect.
When you wonder where your dirty panties have gotten to because they aren't in the hamper anymore. You consider it plausible that a dirty minded poltergeist could exist and has helped himself, but then you remember that Craig Baker had visited and left quite abruptly.
Wife: Honey, have you seen my little silk panties? I can't find them anywhere...
Husband: Have you checked the clothes hamper in the bathroom?
Wife: Of course I have, they aren't there.
Husband: Well maybe it was the fucking panty phantom?!
when you go to smoke a cone, but you haven't actually packed one.
"aww fuck bro thats my third phantom beug tonight, im stonkered."
"bro johnys a lightweight he was having phantom beugs after his first bong."
a phantom shit occours when one goes to the washroom and take a nice long shit and when he wipes there is no shit on the paper and in some cases when he looks theres no shit in the toilet because the phantom shit dissapeard
you dude i just took a shit and wiped my ass and when i look no shit so i looked in the toilet and the phantom shit escaped again he wasent in the toilet
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When doing a girl from behind the guy puts his hands like a mask around his own face, much like a the mask "The Phantom" Is wearing, by putting the thumb and the finger next to it togheter forming a Cirle. The rest of the finger are to point straight out from the cirle then flip it on to your face. (most ppl probobly know how to do this mask) So doing a girl from behind with your hands as a mask over your face. (The girl is not suposed to know whats going on). The Phantom Fuck Has its roots in the swedish music festival "hultsfreds festivalen". Were you got points for phantom fucking girls.
There are many diffrent ways too Phantom Fuck. Ysing only one hand creating a half phantom. Or doing Anal Creating Anal Phantom Fuck. Or my own favorite; Black midget Anal Phanom Fuck. As you might understand this is when you Are giving a colored midget anal sex while doing the phantom.
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Infront of a window, the male is performing doggy-style on the girl. The fellow then slows down, slow enough so his buddy can switch places with him. Man #1 then runs outside around to the window and waves are her.
Ant: Man i love pulling the phantom of the opera one girls!
Andrew: I like when dudes pull it on me!
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