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Hi! Welcome to timmies fried pigeons!
Here’s our menu:
Deep fried pigeons
Regular fried pigeons
Chongyun’s chilled fried pigeon
Fried duck
Xialings spicy pigeon
Person 1: Diluc just killed all timmies pigeons!
Person 2: I know, it’s for his restaurant timmies fried pigeons
When you eat non cooked rice and it expands in your belly, and you feel like a fat ass
"Awe, poor Elisha she has Pigeon belly right now, Fucking sushi!"
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When it is so cold out that your penis freezes to the inside of your thighs and turns purple.
"That was a hardcore African Pigeon Wing i got today!"
A person with a brain the size of a pigeon's.
Most pigeon brains are females, and most females are pigeon brains.
Girl 1: How do you spell volcano?
Girl 2: Ummm v-o-l-k-... heehee this is haard hehe
Guy: Damn pigeon brains.
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A sexual escapade involving 3 members, one of which dresses in a giant pigeon suit. Two of the members will participate in any form of casual sex, while the third member dressed in the giant pigeon suit defecates on the other two members while in the act of sex. It is also common for the third member to be screaming at the top of there lungs and making various bird noises while making stool on the other two members.
Brian: Dude i could of swore i heard moaning and screaming coming from the neighbors last night
Chris: They were probably doing the Alabama pigeon drop
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when groups play games with their pigeons (pigeons are losers who hang around a group and do everything the group tells them to because they think they are being accepted) like making their pigeons annoy eachother and even fight and it becomes a game for the entertainment of two or more groups that have pigeons
kid: i think that one group over there is playing pigeon chess with that other group cause last week one pigeon took another pigeons boxers off and threw them on the roof and today one pigeon just stole the another ones lunch
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