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keyboard plant

when your so bored you just slam your head on the keyboard to see what comes up

OMG i soo bored i could just keyboard plant

by Ka-Bloom June 27, 2011


Plantes bird

A bad ass bitch that you don't want to fuck with

She was a real plantes bird at that party last week...

by Kate minden March 22, 2017


in plant vacation

When the boss is out of the office and productivity completely stops. You're in the office, you're getting paid, but you sure aren't working!

"Hey, did you hear the boss took the rest of the day off?"
"Woo in plant vacation, baby!! I'm going to go watch Netflix in my office all day!"

by lazyclockwatcher March 25, 2014


black plants

black plants are mainly foliage plants -basically the term 'black plants' is used to denote anything but green. It's an umbrella term for dark plants and does include near black flowers. Description taken from the International Black Plant Society and the book "Black Magic and Purple Passion".

"black Plants" such as black taro

by Black Plant Lady July 21, 2009


Piranha Plant

silly guys from mario that chomp you

man this piranha plant just bit my 🅱️alls!!!!

by stupidly stupid stupid idiot October 29, 2023


plant boss

plant-tastic, shelf-stable and unbelievably delish meatless crumbles, approachable for all diets. made from organic peas and spices.

that stuffed acorn squash with plant boss we had at thanksgiving dinner was sooooooooooo delicious - how was that not meat, sheesh!

just ordered some plant boss meatless crumbles on coopmarket.com, let's get planty!

by EatPlantBoss November 23, 2021


Planting Hostas

Sucking Dick

I was planting Hostas last night..

by PlantyPlant April 30, 2021