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African-American male in his late 30's who (very often) haves sex with underage females. Police raided his home and found digital video tapes which were obtained by the Chicago Police Department, but they eventually got released to the public somehow and ended up being sold from the back on vans on city street corners. He is also known for his marriage to the late R&B singer, Aaliyah. They secretely married in 1994. At the time of the marriage, she was only 15. Illegal. He is now facing trial and several charges of Child Pornography have been dropped. It is a very-simple case. They have proof right in front of their faces. Obviously, Guilty.
R. Kelly having sex with a girl who is under the age of 18, is illegal.
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The apartment of awesome, home of MUG, Spronkus Kronkus, and everyone's favorite Floppa.
goblinhog: please you guys no more porn on r/196
anarcho-stripperism: pweez daddy let me fuck cakes on camera
goblinhog: oh ok you little scamp
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An aspiring rap artist who represents Sacramento and all of the Northern California area.
did you hear that new track from R-Kritikal?
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An Esme is the person who cannot be defined by words, and surpasses all the boundaries of the universe. Esme does not work live or fit in a box, nor does she live outside the box. She breaks down all of the walls of the box, until the sky is the limit. Esme is the person you grew up with, your sister, the person who shaped who you are. With the most beautiful smile, and beautiful soul, you cant help but feel safe and honored knowing you are her best friend. An Esme is the person you are always competitive with, jealous of, and happy for all at the same time. She succeeds in every area of her life and everyone looks up to her. When she walks by, all of the boys stare, not just because of her beauty, but because of her brains, and kindness. An Esme is the person that appeared in your past, and made your future possible. If you have an Esme in your life, hold on to her as tight as you can, and never let go.
“Esme R. is my best friend”
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The most successful missionary project of all time.
r/atheism has been very successful at getting non-believers to return to God.
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Rules Don't Apply to Me. These are the folks who do exactly what they want, when they want, how they want, with no regard to "the rules". Most times they are very easy to spot in any habitat as they find the need to make their desires known to all within a radius of 50 feet. While average and ordinary, or sometimes less, they believe they are truly "rock stars" and deserve special attention and personalized care beyond what the rest of us have a right to claim.
The R-DAM who holds up the line at the county fair $2 hamburger stand who wants his burger done "medium well" with only organic catsup, on a toasted bun, with the sesame seeds removed...or better yet, on two bottom parts of a roll.
The R-DAM plowing through a school zone, when lights are flashing, at 60 mph, because HE has somewhere he NEEDS to be.
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