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A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!
an ass filled to the brim w ranch
woah!! tracys has a butt full of ranch
It’s how you rate restaurants. . . How good the ranch is.
“Girl, are you gonna let him hit it on the first date?”
“Depends on that Ranch Rate!”
Yo, did you hear? Cinco Ranch YM had every round against them forfeited because they were too good!
Cadillac Ranch Creations is the most awesome boutique around. They have blingy jewelry, rockin' clothing, funky flip flops, and must have home decor, and much much more. They are famous for their laid back friendly customer service and their custom creations. The owner, Anita, is a fabulous fashionista and one of the greatest people to ever meet. She can create you anything! Just see for yourself they're online :)
Cadillac Ranch Creations boutique Cadillac Ranch fashionista rockin' blingy greatest fabulous custom friendly Anita awesome funky Creations famous laid back haute couture chic sassy classy diva
Emily didn't get my joke she is jank and a pack of ranch
something you should have but definitely don’t
I’ll just grab this dirty ranch