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This term describes a man or tranny with a small soft dick. Another man pours ranch dressing on it and sucks the dick till he has a boner if he does not get the ranch dressing off before the man has a boner, he will get gangbanged by four other guys.
Hey bro what's up? You look super tired! "Just got done getting gangbanged by some Mexicans because I suck at the floppy man ranch challenge."
When you see a lady you’d give up everything for, so you would put ranch on their toes after a 9 hour shift and suck it off.
“Fuck that’s a ranch mommy”
“This club is filled with ranch mommies”
Describes the observation of a particularly distinguishable woman among all others working her 8 to 9 hour shift, making you want to lather her feet in ranch dipping sauce and suck each individual toe: sweaty and nasty.
“Gahhdamn! That is a ranch mommy.. I am extremely bricked..”
“That girl’s got the gyatt! She’s gonna be my ranch mommy tonight!”
A blumpkin only with a guy eating a girls pussy while the cattle (shit) comes out of the gate (ass).. bc the tongue will graze the cattle as it come out!
My girl and I are going to be cattle ranching later!! Anyone else hungry?!?
An expression used when something bad happens, usually just a minor inconvenience.
Timothy: "Ah man, the fork is in the ranch!"
Kyra: "What happened?"
Timothy: "I forgot my car keys."
A School program filled with nothing but little bitches
“look at Ranch High Schools Magnet Program it’s just filled with little bitches.”