Micro Micro Micro Really Tiny Penis

A very very very very small penis

Wow that’s a Micro Micro Micro Really Tiny Penis.

What relationship goals really are

Those 'relationship goals' posts you see everywhere, do you think that really happens?

No.

Lilly: I fucking hate you, you're such a gross slut

Kate: no you're the gross slut

Lilly: lol we're such real relationship goals kally.

Kate: I know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like

fucking mug god damnit its a good mug you should really buy that

it be funny please acept

example: get the fucking mug god damnit its a good mug you should really buy that mug

Really that a common

..really that common of a..

A: This is an aberration.
B: This isn't really that a common word people use.

Was really nice talking to you last night :)

When a hot girl messages you after a successful first date and wants sex. Code word for "Please, come and fuck me!"

Hot girl's text after first date: "Hey felix, how are you? Was really nice talking to you last night :)"