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When a person will get a rag shoved in their anus, the rag will be lit on fire, then the partner will urinate (or if able, the female can squirt) on it to put out the fire.
“Jack and I finally attempted the Rusty Molotov last night, but I didn’t have to pee, so we spent 4 hours in the hospital to treat his burns.”
A whore that grossly understates her age on her profile in order to get more business - a ploy often used by Asian women in Western countries.
When I got to the door I was like 'fuck, this is a rusty whore. Her profile said she was 20 but she looks more like 40'
When a red headed girl gives you a blowjob
I went out with a ginger last night and she gave me a good rusty top.
The act of a guy fucking a woman’s mouth and simultaneously dropping a little shit between her breast as he comes.
Sally was unprepared and enraged when Patrick gave her Rusty Cleavage.
And Patrick invented the Rusty Cleavage when it suddenly occurred to him that the Double Big meal he had had 2 hours earlier had finally disclosed itself whilst his member was in Sally’s mouth.
Rusty meatballs is the result of inserting your testicles into ones ass and pulling them out covered in shit.
Chad :I was dipping my balls into my girls ass the other night, i pulled them out and they were covered in shit.
Josef: aww man, sounds like you wound up with some rusty meatballs.
Hand job from an old British lady.
The old lady’s arthritis made my Rusty England phenomenal.
The disgusting face that is made when one is about to sneeze, similar to a sex face, and the only way to relieve oneself is to stare at a bright light.
Me: Dude, his rusty planet looks just like his face when he orgasms.
Friend: Does he explode something either way?