sexual practice; the act of ejaculating into a person's mouth who also happens to have a tracheostomy; the ejaculate dripping out of the cancer hole resembles a soap dispenser
optional: use the 'soap' to wash hands afterwards
Bradley wasn't particularly sad about Catherine's throat cancer diagnosis, as he finally had the chance to perform the soap dispenser.
Usually performed alone when extremely bored, curious and/or mentally challenged. 'Soap Dispenser' is the act of a man or woman deciding to lie on their back with their ass against the wall, then vigorously masturbating until climax. They will then proceed to wipe their cum all over their face.
Me: "Why didn't Elena come into work today?"
Luke: "She walked in on her step-son doing the soap dispenser and nobody's heard from her for days."
Instead of dropping the soap in prison you suck your cellmate off in hopes he doesn't drop the soap in ya booty
Damn, Toni didn't drop the soap he ate it!!!!!!
Oh man Toni was eating the soap!
Speed soap is a foamy spray soap that you spray on in the shower, for a quick shower.
Speed soap is also quick because it's hair and shaving friendly should you choose to use it for those.
If you are in a super hurry and you happen to be without shaving cream, shampoo, face soap, or hair conditioner, speed soap can fill in just fine. You won't notice any difference. Plus, speed soap is actual soap, not Sodium lauryl sulfate and other un-natural detergents that strip skin, not simply clean it like a real soap.
Hot Mess is the only brand of speed soap that I know of. It's for women. Their slogan says it's for women who want to do more. I can vouch for that!
Get in the shower, get wet, spray the speed soap on your body once, rub it in, rinse it off, and go.
a guy who over reacts and is very gullible.
mans a soap fellow bruv, he believed that i was a fuggin ghost mate.
when a a man calls everyone in the a blows soap in their mouths.
i went to a porno when i did the soap the goat
A "Soap Response" is a conversational response that shows ignorance, or controversy-fueled responses. Responses can also be nonchalant.
Guy 1: "You're stupid, on god."
Guy 2: "Who is that?" - Soap Response
Guy 1: "Put it on the Bible."
Guy 2: "Not putting anything on that comic book." - Soap Response
Guy 1: "You're gay, bro."
Guy 2: "Only on Sundays." - Soap Response
Guy 1: "You better ask God for forgiveness."
Guy 2: "Tell him to FaceTime me." - Soap Response