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When two or more males ejaculate in the direction of each other at the same time. If this creates a steady line of semen than this can be referred to as a 'Salt-Bridge'. Sometimes if there is a third party who is having the bridge built on them they are called a the 'Troll of the Bridge'.
Person1: Yo, bro that was crazy party last night.
Person2: Yah, we made a salt-bridge on the counter of that nightclub and than we made another on that Greek guy.
Person1: He was a good troll of the bridge
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When a male ejaculates onto a female, when in the shower.
Joel: Did you get up to anything interesting last night?
Gemma: Nah, me and Josh had a salt wash, that was all.
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Like the outside of a blunt wrap and sprinkle weed over it.
"Bro me and Josh smoked a salted pretzel yesterday."
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The opposite of watermellon sugar, if this starts trending we might live if watermellon sugar gets less popular. I am only making this because if we die i will still be a virgin. gg ez.
Watermellon salt h- wait what... Urban dictionary?
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The opposite of sugar coating but equally indirect and insincere. Contrary to popular belief, you can get your point across best by not being an asshole but not being too nice either. Salt coating doesn't make a statement any more true despite claims that it is a sign of honesty. Salt coating when criticizing someone often leaves them focused on the toxic garbage words instead of the main point unless they have a strong bullshit filter. Also known as destructive criticism.
Being Honest: I didn't like the dish. It's too sweet for me.
Result: Cook takes the constructive criticism into consideration and improves the dish by making it less sweet.
Salt Coating: A drunken autistic monkey can make a better dish than a worthless shit like you! You trying to give me diabetes?!
Result: Cook is distracted by the insults instead of improving the dish and spends the rest of the time arguing with salt coater.
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The week before a vacation in which all students become exceeding salty and toxic
Person 1: bruh why are y’all teachers makin’ us do work, it’s the week before vacation
Person 2: dude calm down it’s salt week
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The opposite of a "Sugar Daddy". Lonely men who will pay women to spend time with them.
Girl: I told this boy I wasn't interested in dating him, but he still wants to take me to a movie. He said he'll pay for my ticket and buy me dinner too...
Girl's friend: Wow, what a salt boy.
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