Salty nipples

A nipple that is slaty and or overly hairy.
This saltyness maybe caused by excessive sweating, faggishness or due to non showering.

Is nomally found on fags like Kyle Gaas, Arron Carter, Robert Pattenson, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and the EXTEREME SUPER FAG Justen Beiber.

Dude #1: "I did this hot chick lastnight but she had Salty nipples it was like licking my own balls"
Dude #2 "That wasn't a chick that was Justen Beiber, and why would you know how saly your own balls are?"
Dude #1"We will never speak of this moment AGAIN"

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Salty Spittoon

The act of blowing your load into a water bottle.

dude i just made a salty spittoon, wanna dump it on my brother?

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salty balls

to pour salt on a guy's balls, then use your tongue to lick the salt off

Audra makes sure to carry salt packages in her purse, so that she is always ready to give Pete salty balls.

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Salty Crab

A sexual position for gay men. The man receiving gets on the bed and into the crab walk position (lie on your back and lift yourself up with your hands and feet). The other man stands at the edge of the bed and inserts his penis into the man's anus on the bed while at the same time bending down to perform fellatio on the man on the bed.

+1 bonus point if both men cum at the same time and thus engaging in the "All you can eat crab night at the Red Lobster"

I peeked in the window and saw Brian and Michael performing the Salty Crab.

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Salty Cunt

1. A cunt of a cunt. a fuckin cunty old cunt.

2. An old sea dog whether a man or woman lookin all cunty and shit.

3. Can refer to a man/woman who is of the utmost cuntyness

4. Can refer to a female who acts more cunty than socially accepted in this day in age when a man goes over to her in a bar and ontroduced himself and she rolls her eyes in an overly cunty manner.

5. A person who is both Salty + Cunty at the same time.

Look at that salty cunt mate...

boy, was she a salty cunt or what mate!?

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Salty Sailor

When a woman gives a man a handjob and lets him jizz on his ballsack. Then, with his moist, dripping sack, she proceeds to motorboat it. This is the salty sailor.

Guy 1:Last night, stella was giving me a HJ and all of a sudden she went nuts and salty sailored it.

Guy 2: Dude! High-Five

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salty dog

your all idiots, salty dog is slang for a pirate. salty cause they spend a fair amount of time out at sea - salt water, and dog because they are disrespected criminals and to most decent folk are worth about as much as a dog

arrrrrrrgh me hearties

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