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Person who talks continously about their penis's engirged size despite the fact it is tiny. Believes everything on reddit to be gospel.
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Sam’s tend to be stupid little squares as well as the most toxic of individuals. Sam’s are self centered and view relationships as tools to obtain their own wants and needs. You never want to interact with a Sam.
I hate him so much, he acts like a complete Sam!
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A highly attractive male, often spotted sporting army pants, glasses and a ridiculous T-shirt with the stupidest scarf ever attached, who unfortunately claims to remain emotionally unavailable to the utter despair of the entire female population. A self-ascribed playwright who knows absolutely everything about philosophy and politics, at just 18 he will generally have conquered the world.
"Look at that pretentious git, what a Sam!"
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Sams a gay kid who plays to many videogames and doesnt go outside or take showers
Sam doesn’t take showers so smells like shit
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A 46-year-old man with a 4-ton dick.
And he sells sandwiches to pedophiles.
Hey Sam, Can I get a number 3 with mayo, please?
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Has large boobs and small heart. Buddy needs some blistex. He is a boy not a man he is smol and bad at hocki, do not even tri to go for him becus he onli goes for amish ladys, he is rassist and last of al. Haz a thai knee dik
Susie: oh my god Jared broke my heart, he also haz smol dik and ugli Amish gf now
Raspberry: he’s such a sam
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