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Girls start sitting like ariel from the little mermaid
Girl: OMG! Sammys coming-- quick!!
Girl: *Pops boobs out and arch's back*
A cat that has no eyes. Usually torn out by a woman mad that he wanted some pocket sand
"That cat is a Sammy." "Aw that's sad."
To do a Sammy is to have a wank using moisturiser as lube.
‘Oh last night I had a Sammy and it was great!’
Someone who will beat the shit out of you if you mess with them. They may be cute and fun to be with, but they won’t hesitate to rip someone’s esophagus out.
Their called Sammy and their stupid not at all smart and don't get 100% on there english tests and also don't smell like piss at all mhm
''sammy is called sammy''
'' oh yeah''
A certified genius in literally everything. Everybody admires and looks upto me, and if you don't like me, you're dumb and you can go piss off.
Sammy is the absolute best. A legend. A genius of his time.
the most important person in your life. sammy gives the best hugs and has the brightest smile of all. sammy walks into a room and your whole day is just, better. sammy is always there for you when you need him. he’s always there when your crying or sad. if you find a sammy in your life, keep him. hes amazing.
OMG ITS SAMMY HES MY FAVORITE!!