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Daylight Saving Time

Fallible man's incongruous attempt at meddling with the laws of the cosmos.

Tom: Last night I set my clock forward for Daylight Saving Time.
Bill: What wretched hubris! Time bends for no man. Hast thou forsaken thy creator?

by Gilliam Shakesbeer May 17, 2019


Life-saving extraction

Physical removal of an individual from a situation that is life threatening and not compatible with continued life; when a person is removed from a dangerous situation where death is imminent.

He waited patiently for a life-saving extraction from the crimes against humanity committed by the regime founded on organized crime.

by Rosegoldqueen1 July 12, 2018


Saving America

Oh gosh gollie Jesus! He's saving America!!! Look! Just look and you'll see! He's doing it! He's really doing it!!!!

Hym "Oh God yeah, he's totally saving America! By appointing himself the arbiter of free speech he has saved us all.... OR! Or he is ingratiating himself to conservatives so their politicianswill pass legislation to help hum fend off the class-action lawsuits and unions... You know? Because if hiw he treats his employees.... Yeah.... Probablysaving America though..."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2022


Saving grace

A Gracenote that resolves something in music

I used to saving grace to resolve a cadence, since I do not have any room to fit any more notes

by Fruit Hunter June 14, 2023


Can This Marriage Be Saved?

Knowing when to end a long-term relationship starts with knowing why things aren't working.

In this "Can This Marriage Be Saved?" article, she says he flirts too much, and he says she's overly jealous.

by SPrice1980 April 22, 2023


Can This Marriage Be Saved?

in which each half of a couple in a troubled marriage explains the problem, and a marriage counselor explains the solutions offered in counseling and the outcome

A long-running Ladies' Home Journal column that started in 1953, called "Can This Marriage Be Saved?," features real-life couples and the

by SPrice1980 April 22, 2023


“Give away save” thief

Someone that gets caught stealing then gives it away for the excuse to say it was the persons they gave it to.

Why did you take that? I was just giving it back to “blank” because I thought it was theirs . Man you just a “give away save” thief.

by Frntstrthstlr July 14, 2023