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When someone you trusted with a secret tells everyone about it.
Female: Whatever you do don't trust Mike with anything!
Female 2: Why what happened?
Female: I told him something private and now everybody knows!
Female 2: Mike is such a seal a bust!
When your dick is glazed in so much cum your sex partner can't even feel it.
Girl:is it in yet I can't feel it?
Boy: ya, I just have a soapy seal.
Li, Sir Ray taught the Terror Seal
The Terror seal, some dragon huh
When three amigos fill every hole on a woman, at the same time.
*setting- Sushi restaurant*
Friend 1-“Man this waitress sure is being flirtatious”
Friend 2-“I saw that, think she could be vacuum sealed ? “
Friend 3- “I don’t see why not, she has a septum piercing”
the art of drinking large amounts of semen whilst flying, dee seale can also be considered a super power when performed correctly. also an olympic sport in florida
wow he just did a double back flip dee seale and stuck the landing!!
A silly imitation of a seal with one's hands.
Witness my hand seal.
As in clubbing baby seals to death.
Those rioters deserve the baby seal treatment.