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To masturbate. Visualize it and you will get it.
I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.
Seal nationalism is the identification with one's own seal nation and supports its seal interests.
Seal nationalist is very serious, the 14 words of seal nationalism are. >We must secure the existence of all Seals and a future for Seal Pups.
The cuteness you need in your life. much chonk. need 2 squeeze chonk.
Chubby seal1: " OMG! its chubby sealllll! "
Chubby seal2: " OMG! I NEED TO SQUEEZE! "
Posting a vague vent as an acknowledgment of your reaction to something that you do not wish to go into further detail of because it is too difficult to explain, not the correct audience to explain it to, and or you need to keep things a bit private due to circumstances
(Not to be confused with vagueposting. I actually made this definition because I realized I was using the word vagueposting wrong)
Example 1: Person makes a sealed vent along the lines of “I’m tired” but that’s a simplification of the complicated and confusing inner turmoil they’re feeling at the moment that they can’t put into words
Example 2: Person does some sealed venting talking about how they’ve had an epiphany and their mind is blown in a bad way. They’re talking about something related to their love life but they give more details in a different vent chat where the people there better understand the context or there’s a safer environment to go in depth about it
Example 3: Person has been sealed venting about something going on in their personal lives. Something really bad has happened or is happening but for their or someone else’s safety/privacy/reputation they need to keep it vague
When some whore wants something, so she sucks you to completion to get it
Leanna was trying really hard to make this sale go through, but she sealed the deal when I nutted in her mouth and again on her face
A sex act that involves seven men. One man lays on the ground. He performs oral sex on another man sitting in front of him while that man’s legs prop up the arms of the man laying down. Two men sit on either side and receive hand jobs from the man laying down. A fourth man sits in the rear and gets a foot job from the man laying down, although depending on the cadence this could turn more into just getting kicked in the balls. A fifth man performs anal sex on the man laying down in a sideways motion. Two additional men Eiffel Tower the man performing the anal sex. The cadence is truly set by the man handling the anal sex portion of the Eiffel tower.
Hey John, I’m feeling horny. Want to call Henry, Bob, Jim, Nick, and Brian to see if they want to Navy Seal?
A navy seal is a seal (mostly Soviet seals) that train in the red army
1!2!3! Good job navy seal! You did so good on your jumps!