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An autistic kid who likes to browse the urban dictionary. Hes shit at golf and has a hot sister named amelia. He makes weird noises too
Bro Semen Sam is sus and i think he lives in sussex
tastes soooooo good mmmm yummy its so hot and white and sticky
gimmie your hot man semen
'Oi, go back to yer mums puss'
'Na fam you buffalo semen egg'
'Cunty boi!'
The act of violently extracting someones glass eye, and proceeding to insert ones penis into the empty socket in a vigorous jack hammering motion resulting in a raw, bloody, wet, creamy, delicious mess. Leaving the sticky socket swimming with tadpole tears.
"Have you ever had a semen socket?"
when you ejaculate inside a girl, and a week later you hit her pussy, and feel last weeks semen
james:"i broke up with jess"
christian:"why bro, she was so hot?"
james" yea but she doesn't wash her cooch, its like a semen preserve down there "
When you drink a test tube full of semen like a shot or you pour it down your ear
Me and the fellows are going out for a pole of semen
Disorder Where You Have To Eat Semen For Breakfast Lunch And Dinner
Dude 1: augh....~ mmmm...~
Dude 2: ngh...~ i-i... love to eat your semen from your willy billy...~
Dude 1: good~
*At School*
OMG, HE'S A SEMEN EATING HOMO!!!!111!!