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i've got the pregger shakes, i'm waiting for the red tide!
joe had no job, no money, no prospects, but did have the pregger shakes!
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no strain on NHS handicap budget
man with no hands get help from quake shake at the end
of a piss
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When you piss in a girls ass and the chinese delivery guy drinks out of her ass with a straw.
Harriet was thirsty so i offered her an oriental shake
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Someone who is really into what they're doing; Someone who is unnecessarily overdoing something
Origin:The Moog is, or course, the tiny funny sounding synthesizer featured in many 80's New Wave bands. Even though it is an electronic device, more intense keyboard players may be tempted to pick it up and shake it, as if trying to squeze an extra bit of vibrato out of it.
That guy on line for Star Wars in the Jar Jar Binks costume is really shaking the Moog.
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Al B, a man who used to dance during breaks at the Entertainer’s Basketball Classic at Rucker Park in Harlem beginning in 1981, has gotten much of the Internet credit for inventing the original Harlem Shake, a dance characterized by wild jerking of the arms and upper body. At one point, it was referred to as the “Albee.”
In a barely comprehensible 2003 interview with basketball website InsideHoops.com, Al B says the dance originated with mummies in Egypt, who shook because they didn’t have freedom to use their limbs. “It was a drunken dance, you know, from the mummies, in the tombs,” he asserted. “That’s what the mummies used to do. They was all wrapped up and taped up. So they couldn’t really move, all they could do was shake.”
Harlem Shake
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(1) Male ejaculate.
(2) The milk jugs as they jiggle,
while the booty does it's wiggle.
Hey, Baby! You want a large fry to go with that Milk Shake?
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A retaliatory action where a man jerks off in a girls purse, closes the purse, and then proceeds to shake the purse so all the contents inside have an even coating of jizz on them.
Dave: Did you hear what Mike did the other night to that chick he hooked up with?
Mike: No man, what did he do?
Dave: Apparently, the girl stopped having sex with him once her boyfriend called and she decided to leave. Instead of being blue balled Mike jerked off in her purse, zipped it up, and shook it up in retaliation while she was in the bathroom cleaning up.
Mike: Holy shit, he shake and baked her real good. I bet she was pissed.
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