german sit up

a german sit up is when you pick a kid (usually an prick).
Next blind-fold the kid and push his shoulders down.
Now here is the fun part, get a friend to sqaut with his pants pulled around his ankles and put your butt in front of the kids face. Now the people who are holding him down let go of the kid - resulting with the kids ass ending up in the sqauters face

Todd:" Lets make Robby do a german sit up"
Jack:" Dude, thats messed up... LETS DO IT"

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impossible sit-up

When you initiate rookies by restraining them from sitting up with a pillow or rag etc and removing it while someone stratles above the pillow with their pants down. Move the pillow and as a result the rookies face will procede into the guys asshole. Resulting in a brown nose.

Barney Dawg was so retarted he tried an impossible sit up and got shit stained . What a douche. Mccoy Sports 4 life

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donald trump sit ups

Verb: To flop over in an unceremonious manner usually after consuming massive amounts of fast food.

Upon consuming two large pizzas, about all Bill had the energy for were some lazy donald trump sit ups.

Sit at the Head of The Round Table

1. a: To assume an exclusive role of leadership in an environment of ostensible equality or diversity. b: To make one's voice or opinion the only option.

2. To carry such a commanding presence due to an overbearing personality or charisma that inevitably overshadows that of anyone else, even those of greater importance.

1. You have made it clear that in this plenum you sit at the head of the round table.

2. A man of great stature whose very entrance to a room cast an air of authority and a demand for respect and awe, beaming in charisma and exuding confidence, it is clear that he takes his seat at the head of the round table.

National sit on dick day

Sit on a guys dick girls

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go sit on a pine cone

Telling someone to fuck themeselves by putting a stick up their ass

Fuck you, go sit on a pine cone

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Sit Yo Ass Down

A phrase used to chastise someone for being happy about something they shouldn’t be happy about. Usually comes with a catch of some kind.

“The Giants WON!”
“It was against the Buccaneers and even then it was just barely, SIT YO ASS DOWN.”