A form of male masturbation which involved standing and vigorously stroking ones cock in the living room with the elbow transforming the arm in a chicken wing!
Hey no more sitting on the hand to creat the affect of a stranger we all do the falcon smash now!
When you’re playing Super Smash Bros. and you constantly lose or are off you’re game.
Hey man, don’t bother him, he’s smash sad
its simple you see. 2 players are involved, one pitches the can while the others bats and you see how far you can get it. Soda cans are preferred, because upon impact they tend to explode.
I really wanted to smash cans, so I made a few phone calls and it seemed that walmart had the cheapest cans providing me with minutes of enjoyment.
Smashing one's genitals onto a slain opponent's face. The female version of the teabag.
What are you doing?
Teabagging this guy I killed.
Girls can't teabag, they don't have the bag. They have to taco smash instead.
When a partner has little to no idea as to how to orally pleasure a woman, therefore they poke, prod, and penetrate the vagina with their tongue with extreme force . Also the #1 cause of breakups.
Ashley woke up in extreme pain from Tyler smashing the keyboard last night. She took a mental note to not let his face near her genitalia again.
Upgraded from Reality Slap. Use in emergencies only
Fuck the reality slap.. Pass me a hammer and I'd reality smash you back.