Semen Soap

What you get after jerking off into the liquid soap container simply because it is the same color and texture as semen.

He was in the washroom so long people wondered if he was making semen soap.

soap fell down

Informing your Onii Chan, watermelon Dod or LGBTQ, before picking up your soap for ..............(IT IS FUN)

Oh no, Onii Chan the soap fell down in the washer. Ahhs! Onii Chan!

soap off

The act of jerking off with soap in the shower. ( My boyfriend and I were enjoying some shower fun and I started soaping his junk for him and I said "I'm soaping you off" and it stuck.

I helped my boyfriend soap off in the shower

Soap Response

A "Soap Response" is a conversational response that shows ignorance, or controversy-fueled responses. Responses can also be nonchalant.

Guy 1: "You're stupid, on god."
Guy 2: "Who is that?" - Soap Response

Guy 1: "Put it on the Bible."
Guy 2: "Not putting anything on that comic book." - Soap Response

Guy 1: "You're gay, bro."
Guy 2: "Only on Sundays." - Soap Response

Guy 1: "You better ask God for forgiveness."
Guy 2: "Tell him to FaceTime me." - Soap Response

soap dispenser

sexual practice; the act of ejaculating into a person's mouth who also happens to have a tracheostomy; the ejaculate dripping out of the cancer hole resembles a soap dispenser

optional: use the 'soap' to wash hands afterwards

Bradley wasn't particularly sad about Catherine's throat cancer diagnosis, as he finally had the chance to perform the soap dispenser.

Soap Dispenser

Usually performed alone when extremely bored, curious and/or mentally challenged. 'Soap Dispenser' is the act of a man or woman deciding to lie on their back with their ass against the wall, then vigorously masturbating until climax. They will then proceed to wipe their cum all over their face.

Me: "Why didn't Elena come into work today?"
Luke: "She walked in on her step-son doing the soap dispenser and nobody's heard from her for days."

Eating the Soap

Instead of dropping the soap in prison you suck your cellmate off in hopes he doesn't drop the soap in ya booty

Damn, Toni didn't drop the soap he ate it!!!!!!

Oh man Toni was eating the soap!