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When a form of media or literature is so perfect (i.e The Sonic Movic) experiencing any other entertainment leaves a sense of dissatisfaction and disappointment.
"Just saw Upward and when it ended I could only think about how nothing can compare to seeing Sonic in theaters"
-Thomas A.(First Recorded Example of the Sonic Effect)
I don't have time to masturbate, I will need to do Sonic attack
When you go to sonic and your girl gives you head in the sonic stall
Yo bro I just got a sonic slurpee last night!
Have you ever given a sonic slurpee before?
The Sonic Boom Protests were a series of protests against how in Sonic Boom, Sonic had blue arms. Yes, really. The protests were done by Christian Weston Chandler, better known as Chris Chan. What he did was he went to GameStop and vandalized the Sonic Boom posters in order to make Sonic’s arms tan. When he was asked to stop, he said “Don’t call anybody!” and maced an employee. Because GameStop workers definitely programmed the games and made Sonic’s arms tan, Chris.
He also attempted to get people to boycott the game, thinking others were pissed about the arm color change. However, only weens joined him.
Ironically, Chris’ first drawing of Sonic had, you guessed it, blue arms.
What was the point of the Sonic Boom Protests? Lowkey Sonic looks better with blue arms.
A stupid game for dumb idiots, only played by the loneliest and most autistic mario kart rejects. Loved by sonic fans and furries alike.
Did you see Jim playing Sonic Kart the other day after we kicked his ass in Mario Kart? What a loser!
The Sonic & Knuckles Effect only happens when 2 characters are compared to each other. One character may have more careless, goofy, "radical" behavior, and the other character may have serious and focused behavior. The original form of the Sonic & Knuckles Effect was, well, Sonic & Knuckles, with Sonic being the more careless character, and Knuckles being the more serious character.
Person 1: Hey! Cmon, what are you doing here just sitting around?
Person 2: I'm trying to look after my belongings.
Person 3: It looks like you two have the Sonic & Knuckles Effect
The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!
I will give you a sonic hand job and you will LIKE IT!