spam bear

a term for a dipshit asshole that cannot contribute anything to society and instead spends every hour of every day behind that fucking computer screen spamming random nonsense instead of getting a life

guy1: ajdhsfuasiydguoasydtagsuhd
guy2: stfu you fucking spam bear

dangly spam

Pussy lips, beef curtains, labia Majora,etc

Fiona bent over the piano showing the audience her impressive dangly spam

Peach and Spam

when a person that you have sexual/romantic interest in but is sadly ugly/republican

man that guy is such a peach and spam

spam castinet

The hairless lips of a womans erogenous zone. Also known as the cheese burger.

"Then we hit the bedroom and I got to play a little ditty with her spam castinets!"
"Gold dude!"
"Definately quality miffin!"

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spam castinettes

the female genitals.

"if music be the food of love......let me play your spam castinettes"

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ya spam

An quick precise reaction to an outburst of words from another person.

Hugo: 'what the f*&k you playing at, blah blah blah blah blah blah....ect ect'
Joe: 'ya spam'

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slam the spam

Loping the mule, jerking the gonaskas, whipping the wire, the old five knuckle shuffle across the ole piss pump.

After seeing his roomates girlfriend naked he felt the urge to slam the spam.

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