sperm ball

Sperm ball is a truly amazing game invented by members of camp dave and team amazing at download 2007. It involves launching a sperm shaped ball at each other and hoping for the best.

"yo rexy wheres the sperm ball at"

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[worm sperm]

Another word for bullshit.

You are so full of worm sperm!!
You look like a bunch of worm sperm.

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Sperm Dumpster

A person (either a female or a gay man) that is very ugly and makes you nausous just looking at them. No one wants them for anything else but to dump their sperm into them and then kick their ugly ass to the curb.

Sitting at a stop light...an ugly bitch walks out in front of your car... "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU FUCKING SPERM DUMPSTER!"

Or if you have ever watched BangBus it's just like that.

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Mobile sperm bank

An individual who really loves semen. Usually used as a cum receptacle in a dogging session. Their methodology is don’t waste a drop..

Hey Dion must of just walked by again, he leaves a trail like a snail out of his ass.. That guy is a mobile sperm bank, think he received too many deposits and is full to the brim...

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sperm donor

someone who constantly brags or praises somebodii else

"Kobe is way better than Jordan"
"w/e dude ur such a sperm donor, Jordan's the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be"

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Poland Sperm

When a man sperms into a water bottle (preferably poland spring) until its filled to the top. then he drinks it

Man, i got a stomach ache from drinking all 6 of those Poland Sperms.

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old sperm bank

This is a disparaging term some men use for their wife or girlfriend.

Well gotta go see the old sperm bank!