The dweeb that hangs around when his mom makes him get off the nintendo and out of the house. Usually awkwardly to them self and puts a damper on the atmosphere in general. Commonly known to fuck bagels in-between online matches
Oh no! My mom is making me hang out with that Spunk Fucker from down the street again!
Arsenal were in great form to win the premier league this year until they Spunked it.
When a dog blows it’s green load all over a McDonald’s chicken nugget and makes his owner it it.
My dog gave me the Bulgarian spunk nugget last night.
Verb. Take a spunk dump. Shoot a load out my dickhole.
I asked wifey if I could take a spunk dump on her titties just like I saw in a porn video while she was in the shower. She said maybe.
The act of waiting for someone to fall asleep to secretly squirt man milk on the unsuspecting villains face
I managed to secret spunk Cameron the other day it was funny af
The act of ejaculation on a sleeping unsuspecting victim similar to soggy biscuit it is where you cum on a face of your friend or enemy when they are asleep
I totally am lookin forward to doing a secret spunk on Cameron
1) Just a funny set of words.
2) The sperm bubble of a Jamaican.
Oi you dropped the bloody teapot you Rastafarian spunk-bubble