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Any species in which reproductive organs of both sexes are present.
Also see: Hermaphrodite
confused individual: "Are you a MAN or are you a WOMAN??"
Hermaphrodite: "neither, Imma SQUIRREL MONKEY!"
A day when you start one thing, then get distracted by something else - repeatedly. Much like a squirrel that is busy hiding nuts then getting distracted and forgetting where it buried them.
I'm having a real squirrel day!
Someone who is so uptight, if you shoved a squirrel up their ass it would have no pelt upon pulling it out.
That guy is such a squirrel skinner.
Someone who hordes urls in hopes of selling them later for vast fortunes.
With over 500 registered domain names, Frank is a real url squirrel.
Squirrel Puffin is when a girl Farts into a guys mouth and his cheeks puff up like a squirrel.
The other day i was chillin wish my boyfriend and he fell asleep so i Squirrel Puffined him to wake em up.
Is shitting on your girlfriends face after sex and poking it up her nose with two fingers!
I gave my girlfriend a sleazy squirrel last night.
Unprotected sex..male.. also see raw squeegy. Origin Richmond Virginia
I had sex with her raw squirrel