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Any species in which reproductive organs of both sexes are present.
Also see: Hermaphrodite
confused individual: "Are you a MAN or are you a WOMAN??"
Hermaphrodite: "neither, Imma SQUIRREL MONKEY!"
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A day when you start one thing, then get distracted by something else - repeatedly. Much like a squirrel that is busy hiding nuts then getting distracted and forgetting where it buried them.
I'm having a real squirrel day!
Unprotected sex..male.. also see raw squeegy. Origin Richmond Virginia
I had sex with her raw squirrel
A squirrel that walks across PowerLine as if they were a tightrope
Hey, looks at that circus squirrel! It must be a tightrope walker on the powerlines.
ass clown who tries to get something done (but not very hard) and gets nothing done
Fucking hammer squirrel spent $ 10,000 on a birthday party for herself and forgot to come to the party!
Also known as a 'Wet Willy'
It was shocked and impressed when Jenna put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrels penis'
A bullshit imitation or substitute of any legitimate product or substance.
Damn bro what's in this gas station hot dog, squirrel beef?