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Any species in which reproductive organs of both sexes are present.
Also see: Hermaphrodite
confused individual: "Are you a MAN or are you a WOMAN??"
Hermaphrodite: "neither, Imma SQUIRREL MONKEY!"
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Someone who is so uptight, if you shoved a squirrel up their ass it would have no pelt upon pulling it out.
That guy is such a squirrel skinner.
When you hit an energy drink / shot or multiple energy drinks / shots and you start feeling like you’re floating and crazy hyper. Or you feel crazy horny.
Yo Bro, I heist of hit some squirrel juice before we left cause I’m about to climb all over everything and those girls over there.
Someone who hordes urls in hopes of selling them later for vast fortunes.
With over 500 registered domain names, Frank is a real url squirrel.
Squirrel Puffin is when a girl Farts into a guys mouth and his cheeks puff up like a squirrel.
The other day i was chillin wish my boyfriend and he fell asleep so i Squirrel Puffined him to wake em up.
A day when you start one thing, then get distracted by something else - repeatedly. Much like a squirrel that is busy hiding nuts then getting distracted and forgetting where it buried them.
I'm having a real squirrel day!
A squirrel that walks across PowerLine as if they were a tightrope
Hey, looks at that circus squirrel! It must be a tightrope walker on the powerlines.