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The way the seamen in the male reproductive organ the penis, squirts as he ejaculates. Ie, the direction.
Woman: HEY, you got some in my eye!!
Man: Sorry, that's the way the pickle squirts!
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When a group of Males (8 will do) encircle a willing young naked male and proceed to defecate on to his body while jerking themselves off.Usually done best after all the males have consumed some type of laxative (hence improved squirtage). This form of bukkake is normally used in a sort of initiation ritual.
Carlos was shiverring when he entered the Frat house.He wanted to explain to the brothers why he was late, but they said Shut up Mr. Lopez and prepare for the DeMagana bukkake Squirt.
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1.When someone sticks a bottle of water up their anus and then removes the bottle and takes a drink of the water while taking a watery, juicy shit.
2.When someone sticks a bottle of water up their anus and then removes it and gives it to someone else and the person takes a drink out of the assrammed bottle.
1. Dude, I just took an aqua squirt.
2. Idiot: What did you do to that water it tasted like shit.
Sickass: Oh, I just gave it an aqua squirt.
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eat exessive amounts of cheese so diarrhea will occur then sqirt all the rotten cheese smelled diarrhea into her mouth and then begin to exchange it amongst eachother when finished.
"yesterday i went to the wisconsin fair and i ate a wheel a cheese then i felt my stinky diarrhea about to happen so i called my girlfriend up and sayed lets do the gooey cheese squirt"
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Its when you put Duct Tape around your cock and piss hole and then Violently Masturbate so that when you climax your Cum has nowhere to go, like a Broken Squirt Gun,(Squirt Guns would always jam up with water)
Dude, I'm so bored you wanna go outside and play with Broken Squirt Guns.
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The female equivalent of No Nut November but fingering
Hey girl, how’s Super Squirt September going?
Amazing, I already fingered myself three times today
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When someone goes into a bathroom because their stomach isn't feeling right and the fan turns on, the sink starts running, and the toilet flushes, but you still hear them let out a massive fart. This occurs much more often with females that are around their significant other because they think that by covertly going to the bathroom, turning on the fan and sink, and also flushing the toilet, it will produce enough noise to muffle the sound of their farts, but most of the time their efforts are unsuccessful.
Friend 1: "How are things between you and your girl?"
Friend 2: "Not good, bro. Ever since I heard her having some bath & body squirts, I don't find her sexually attractive anymore."
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