Mind-Stalker

An absolute douchenozzle whom possesses the ability to know what you are about to think, before you think it yourself. They will always be a complete Harishan about it and deny you of your time of glory.

Bro: Dude, I literally just thought of the funniest joke ever!

Mind-Stalker: I know you did, and I didn't laugh.

Bro: o_O... what a mind-stalker of Harishan decendance.

Mood Stalker

When your having a great day and your mood is perfect ie.(happy,calm,content) and then someone comes along and does things intentionally to change the vibe ..thus "Mood stalking" and affecting your mood.

Say lady?.. Can you quit yelling and cussing at me..I am happy. Why you mood stalking me? That mood Stalker is trying to take a crap on my vibe..not cool!!

Stalker booty call

This is when someone attempts to make a booty call, but overdoes it by calling too often on the same night.

That girl did a stalker booty call yesterday, she must have called me like 13 times.

stalker light

A public light source like a street light or floodlights that turn off as you walk by them, instead of turning on like they are supposed to.

Drunk chick: "Hey I'm going home."
Helpful friend: "Make sure to take Main Street because there's that stalker light in the quad."

Stalker Lili

Stalker Lilli, sie ist überall,
Stalker Lilli, sie hat einen Knall.

Stalker Lilli, sie kann alles sehen,

Du versuchst ihr aus dem Weg zu gehen...

Lilli, das Mädchen aus der Schule,
Sie ist eine nette aber keine coole,
Lilli, wir mögen sie sehr,

Doch manchmal ist es schwer...

(Chorus)

In der Schule ist sie ganz nett,
Doch wenn sie schreibt ist sie fett..
Lilli, sie Schreibt uns Allen,

Sie tut uns kein gefallen...

(Chorus)

Girl 1: ugh she is so annoying and always texts me.

Girl 2: yeah she is such a stalker lili.