primo status

An action that a ghetto Spanish person would do.

If someone walks around with only their top button buttoned on their shirt.

Or if someone drives around in a low rider.

One would say "That's primo status". Its used in the same way one would say stalker status in describing one displaying those behaviors.

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Dome Status

Refering to a girl who is not fuckable, but you would not mind getting head from her

Credit to Soloman

Is that girl fuckable or is she just dome status?

That girl is straight dome status.

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status quo

the current condition before the war.

Lorena Bobbit used a knife to challenge the status quo.

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Zookeeper status

Used by guys to somewhat secretly discuss the amount of good looking chicks as apposed to ugly chicks at a party.

When the chicks are good:

Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.

When the chicks are bad:

Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"

Or any statement to those effects.

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Ed Status

1. n. An event or act which is so totally fucked up it is beyond description.

John: Why did you kill your kittens and then put them in the microwave??

Ed: I like the smell of microwaved kitten carcass.

John: That's Ed Status.

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Statue of liberty

When you pick up a girl by her vagina and hoist her like the fire on the goddamn Statue of Liberty.

Justice Winslow statue of libertied that girl in front of the entire party

My goodness that girl is high in the air, it kinda resembles the Statue of Liberty

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bro status

One who dresses fresh as hell. Characteristics include tall, layered nike socks, Jordan kicks, flat bill hat with sticker still attached, long athletic shorts, graphic tee with large lettering, stud earrings, and gold chain. Walks with swag and has the attitude that they are the shit.

Damn! That guy is so cool looking he must be on BRO STATUS!!!!

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