Vancouver Steamer

Defecating on a females chest and then making the sound of the clock in Gas Town Vancouver.

" I don't think she'll be calling, I gave her the Vancouver Steamer"

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Bombay Steamer

This is the Middle Eastern version of the infamous Cleveland Steamer. A sexual act by nature (fetish) is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

After donkey punching dat bitch, Kabeer proceeded to give Geeta a Bombay Steamer!

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stanley steamer

when a man takes a dump in a vaccume and sucks it in and hits the eject button onto partners face

George: Bob gave a stanley steamer to veronica

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Cleveland Steamer

an unusual act performed by two lovers where the girl craps on the guys chest.

GIRL: baby i LOOVVEED the movie tonight...and im not tired at ALL...whaddya wana do? hmm?
GUY: POOP ON ME! DO IT RIGHT NOW BITCH!!!

GIRL: uhmm...uhhh what??
GUY: THATS RIGHT I SED DO IT NOW BITCH!! WORK THAT OL' CLEVELAND STEAMER!!! *CONSTIPATED NOISE*

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Vietnamese Steamer

A variation of the common Cleveland Steamer but performed exclusively in Vietnam. The addition of Vietnamese cuisine makes the poop especially loose and spicy, thus requiring less effort when steamrolling it, more visible steam when performed outside, and an especially pungent aroma.

Ping: Want to get some binh bao dumplings?

Sing: Sure, I need to fill up so I can give my girl a quick Vietnamese Steamer tonight. I have class in the morning.

Ping: Zang!

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boston steamer

Leaving a steamy pile of shit on top of a glass table while somebody is laying under the table face up.

That glass coffee table would be perfect for a steamer, after we do lines of coke.

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the pittsburgh steamer

wen u penetrate so much in anal ur nuts go in too, and they come out all rown and shit, much like the waters around a pittsburgh steamboat

damm bro i got shit on me from that crazy ass pittsburgh steamer!!!!!!

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