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An actor who is funnier to use in "Chuck Norris jokes" instead of Chuck Norris simply beacause the fact of that he is more awesome.
He is good friends with Jackie Chan.
He speaks fluent japanese
He is an Aikido master of 7th dan.
He owns a dojo in japan.
He is almost always seen in a ponytail.
He is the greatest man alive.
Besides making badass action movies, Steven Seagal also plays the guitar and sings. And of course he's in a band.
Steven Seagal doesn't care what time it is, he decides what time it is.
Everytime boogieman goes to sleep he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris, however every time Chuck Norris goes to bed he checks his under his bed, inside his closet, outside his window, in the living room, kitchen and in his garage for Steven Seagall.
Steven Seagal: The secret is not to act, but to be.
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The worst actor in history...ever.
Nick: did you see that movie with Steven Baldwin?
Katrina: who's Steven Baldwin?
Nick: exactly.
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shakin stevens - legendary welsh rock n roll star popular in the 1980's, with a recording career reaching all the way back to 1969 with his first band the sunsets...
shakin stevens "michael barret" hit first fame in 1979 with his hit single "hot dog" and became the #1 selling singles artist of the decade.
Shakin stevens - the welsh elvis presley
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A crazy old lady that walks funny ⛄️⛄️
Run ms Stevens is coming it’s gonna take like 15 minutes to go around the corner
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As the bass player of the very well known band, Lumberjacks, Steven Brentnall is an undergrad who currently attends College of the Canyons and is engaged to his girlfriend, Suzanne Padi. His hobbies include writing his own music, being in 2 other bands (birthdays and Skeeter) and owning the towns largest afro. Born in Mission Hills, CA, Steven now lives in the Los Angeles suburb, Santa Clarita, CA. His favorite snack is Cheese-itz and he has one older brother named Robert and a little sister, Nora. This talented musician has played in several venues all over southern California and there is no telling where his career will lead him. Although he is a sensitive man, Steven is a true born Bad Ass who doesn't put up with bullshit, which explains his deep rooted punk rock heritage.
Bob Dylan, Adam Sandler, Sam Bradford, Steven Brentnall
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The drummer for guns n' roses on Appetite for Destruction and Gn'R Lies. He wasn't a great drummer, but his style worked for the band. He was a big partier, and was kicked out during recording for Use Your Illusion 1 and 2 when his bandmates realized he was too drugged-up to play, and was replaced by matt sorum. The only song he contributed to use your illusion was "Civil War." He kept using drugs until a massive stroke which left his speech slurred. He now drums for his band Adler's Appetite. He has also sued former band members, like every other gunner.
It is believed that "The Spaghetti Incident?"'s title is inspired by a spaghetti fight that took place between Matt Sorum and Steven Adler.
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