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When one has smoked marijuana/gotten high then proceeds to say or do something incredibly stupid, so stupid that an observer who sees/hears this event feels the urge to call out this stupidity with a "Stoner Foul", which 1) forces the individual to stand up or sit down (the opposite of which one they are doing at the time of the stoner foul) and 2) succinctly points out the flaw/terrible idea/fuck up for everyone to hear.
Travis: "Man, instead of making expensive bombs and wasting money, the government should just make a bomb full of pennies cause if you drop those from like something high, it would kill someone, so a penny bomb would be awesome"
Josh: "Stoner Foul"
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first you go to your local river bottoms or some deserted straight road, then you put your car/truck in 1st gear and idle at 5 to 10 mph. you light up a joint or blunt if in a larger group and smoke. the fun part is while your smoking you jump out and run ahead of your car/truck and jump on the hood and lay there and smoke
dude i went stoner rolling last night by couches bottom and almost got run over by my truck!
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big rimmed sunglasses that usually take up more than half of your face. stoner glasses are so dark that no-one can tell you are stoned. if you can see through the lenses, they aren't stoner glasses.
girl #1: oh man do i look stoned?
girl #2: totally, u better put on some stoner glasses.
girl #1: *puts on stoner glasses* great, now my parents won't notice.
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When a person addicted to marijuana becomes aggressive, usually when they are not high anymore and/or do not have immediate access to marijuana.
Dude, my cousin flew into a stoner rage on our family vacation after not smoking pot for 12 hours.
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Stoners dictionary..2 words stoners use alot when sitting around saying things like "let's get that word in the stoners dictionary" or saying "I know that word is in the stoners dictionary" but for those of u who don't know what the stoners dictionary is...it's just slang for the urban dictionary
Hey girl knowledge is power just so you know them stoners when they were talking about the stoners dictionary they were referring to the urban dictionary.
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When you're so stoned that you stand up and fail to remember that there were lighters/weed/your phone/or random shit in your lap.
Anna stands up and goes inside.
A random lighter clatters to the ground.
"Where'd that lighter come from?"-Summer
"Anna must've stoner dropped it."-Alex
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A 'Stoner Corner' is a place where people chill. It is generally near a staircase. No stoners must be present for a corner to be a Stoner Corner, but everyone in the corner must either be very quiet or very loud, and constantly discuss music.
"Hey! Lets go talk about the Grateful Dead over in the Stoner Corner!"
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