1. A place where you go to buy five things but somehow leave with twenty, none of which you actually needed.
2. A chaotic battlefield riddled with ugly severely obese people buying gazillions of junk food blocking the aisles and cash desks. Carts have a mind of their own, and every checkout line is either way too long or moving at a glacial pace.
3. A black hole of disappointment with often expensive or poor-quality or spoiled/about-to-get-spoiled food (especially fruits or vegetables), which somehow occasionally also includes food with zillion preservatives (!) (i. e. desserts, etc.).
Examples:
A:
Person 1: "I swear, every time I go to the grocery store, the fruit is already halfway to moldy."
Person 2: "Classic. Grocery store trips are just scavenger hunts for disappointment."
B:
Person 1: Today I bought a dessert and when I opened it, it was moldy!
Person 2: Typical stupid groceries...
C:
*person 2 goes shopping*
*returns after over 1 hour*
Person 1: Why it took you so long?
Person 2: Cuz the checkout lines were totally riddled with obese people buying tons of sweets and other junk foods as if it were supplies for 2 months blocking cash desks.
Any Home Depot Store on any given weekend day. You can go there and you will see numerous undocumented individuals ready to be hired to do any chore or task that you need.
Today I went to the rent-a-mexican store to get help with the new kitchen counters.
The only place where you can pay $10000 for a smart metal and glass sandwich and feel like it was worth it.
I bought my iPhone 15 pro max at the apple store because you know I'm rich.
I'd speed but I don't want to get arrested and taken to the cop store
A ice store is a store that sells ice coffees, coffee and any gourmet drinks
A subgenre of film with a large variety of visuals and stories.
Wes Anderson makes the best Department Store Dramas.
They aint gonna be more then what they are now. They friendly to every "customer" and just onto the next. Thinking they something super like a super market but they just a drive by stop, everyone welcome at.
All you mess around with is convenience stores.