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Andy, they messed up my order. Go tell them about their ass.
Something someone says to someone that's high even if that said someone is higher than a blanket.
Woodspannaelanaitucket!
Woodspannaelanaitucket?
no more "my body's telling me's"
Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?
Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.
When you prove a dumb nigga wrong or you say you gonna do it and you did it
Guy1: yo these curls been getting me hoes
Guy2: No they don’t it make you lame
Guy1: bet if I get that girls insta
Guy2: ok bet
*walks up to the baddies asks for they insta and gets it*
Guy1: what I tell you dumb nigga dem curls make me fine
June 7th
The time to tell someone what they did to make you angry.
Don't be shy, be honest!
Person 1: Hey, I know that you slept with my wife!
Person 2: Why are you telling me this?!?
Person 1: It's 'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day
When you are tight lipped about your sexual exploits. But the people you sleep with aren’t…
Hey! What happened with you! I saw you chatting them up at the bar!
Well, you know ass don’t tell.
On February 28th you tell an ugly girl that she’s ugly and needs to stop obsessing over herself.
Jackson:damn bruh you ugly asl
Kaylee:I know you want me I’m beautiful
Tell an ugly girl she’s ugly: you tell her she’s ugly