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A 12 metre tall crab with a human head that flies around at night but only when it's stormy, you'll probably hear chimes when it's flying around. It's mother is a crab and it's father is a man. It's mother abandoned it at 2 years old because she was embarrassed.
Pete: I was in bed last night, and I felt a giant crab claw stroking my blanket.
Steve: It must have been the Lotus Man!
He is such a cool boy plus really popular and if you have him as a friend he will mostly look at you in a way where it makes you feel comfortable and happy to even have him in your life. People who don't like Devyn should fuck off because he is sensitive and if you try to hurt him he might not come to school for 2 or 3 days.
Wow Devyn the "Man" is so nice I could almost feel like there is nothing I can do for him to stop looking at me.
A perverted white midget lover and looks like Hitler
Shaq man has many pictures of white midgets
Two "straight" guys doing something that would be your standard date, eg going to a film, out for a meal.
JD: You know what, I'm going to take you out to night. We'll go for a meal, get a nice bottle of wine..
Turk: Dude, sounds like you're asking me out on a man date.
JD: Why are you so afraid of loving me?
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The Imperium of Man is the apex of human society, spanning the majority of the galaxy and consisting of many hundreds of trillions of Humans. Under the ever-seeing eye of the Emperor, it's military might is unmatchable and it's Imperial Guard and Space Marines are the finest fighting forces ever to be assembled. Xenos scum and heretical traitors fall by the thousands before it's mighty guns, it's terrifyingly powerful planet-killing fleets of starships, it's armoured tanks and troopers.
For the Imperium of Man! Charge you dogs!
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a phrase that Chinese people from Kansas always say
Dang man I got so many Gabbys last night
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The upstairs neighbor from the hit 90's sitcom Martin that lived on the 5th or 4th floor (depending on interpretation) and always came into Martin's apartment unwelcome to borrow things he needed.
can also be used toward any male that is currently overstepping their boundaries
i'm bruh man from the 5th floor. jus came to borrow some toilet paper.
hey hey hey bruh man what u doin? thats my lady you feeling on
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