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The type of women who shares minion memes on Facebook. We all know one.
Why did you share that Nancy! You are such a minion mom
A meme that is outdated and has lost its humor.
Wow Jerry that I saw that mom meme three days ago.
a mom everyone wishes they had. they're amazing, strong and would do anything for her child, despite the adversity and judgement they may face. being a good mom isn't an easy job. often times they doubt themselves and their abilities as mothers, but they are still able to get up, care for their child, go to school, go to work, maintain relationships, maintain a household, listen to their friend complain about men, etc. they are raising a great child and doing an amazing job. their ability to love is an astounding thing. there's no handbook on how to be a good mom, yet they still bring forth what they know and continue learning and that's what makes a good mom.
vicky is such a good mom to april. she's actually the best mom anyone could have.
A case that doubles as a wallet. Also known as a folio. These items are mainly used by moms hence the name mom cSe.
"Hey is that a mom case"
"Yeah I got tired of carrying around a wallet and my phone"
A relatively young mother, typically aged about 28-40, who spends a great deal of time on Pinterest, pureeing their own kale and avocado baby food, wearing floppy felt hats, pacifying their children with iPads, and sheltering them from any and every hardship that may come their way (e.g. paper cuts or skinned knees).
They can often be found plying their kids (who are usually named something like Mason, Brody, Clay, Piper, or Lennon) with pistachio ice cream from the local farmer's market, shopping for a new maxi dress at Anthropologie, or enjoying some avocado toast after a hot yoga session.
GIRL 1: "Did you see the photo that Jennifer posted of her kid, Atticus, eating an acai bowl?"
GIRL 2: "I know. She's SUCH a quinoa mom."
All we know about Eminem's mom so far is that she makes spagetti
(in meme format) (Eminem's mom picture here..) Ahh yes, enslaved spagetti
A tired and beaten down mother that puts no effort into her personal appearance. Her hair is a natural mousy brown, frizzy and unbrushed, her pants are too short even though she is only 5'2", she wears a wristwatch with a thin brown leather band. Her skin is pale and her eyes are a bit sunken in with gray bags under them. She moves slowly and reluctantly. Her children have been over nurtured and continue to suck the life out of her.
She looks like she lives in a cave and has no idea what has happened in the years since high school and has no sense of self worth. She is essentially a slave to those around her.
O God no! They were all cave moms!