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Teacher’s Pet

Teacher’s pet is a person who always kisses up to the teacher, tattles on people,
and bosses everybody around also sees what everyone’s doing it’s usually sometimes a girl or boy
as teacher’s pet.

Student: *plays loud music in class with headphones *
Teacher’s Pet Who can somehow hear the music: OHHHH MRS. MURPHY, STUDENT IS PLAYING MUSIC IN CLASSS!!
Mrs. Murphy: Student, please turn it off, you can play it at freetime.
Student: Fine.. you win! Teacher’s pet.

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here April 21, 2022


Teacher’s Pet

A teacher’s pet is someone that is liked by teachers and is exactly like Craig...they do what they’re asked and have to be the best at everything .

Craig is a teacher’s Pet

by lilboiii💜 May 22, 2019


Teacher Bread

An entire loaf of bread, given to you by your science teacher after school.

“Oh I got teacher bread today after school, I’m not sure why”

by Fluffu_ December 3, 2021


Teacher of Truth

An gnroant adult - child who has too much time on his/her hands, doesn't know anything but bigotry and foolish diatribe.

Did you know Teacher of Truth is an ignorant fool

by DamnYouMr September 20, 2018


fuckable teacher

A teacher who is so hot that you wanna fuck them.

My art teacher is a fuckable teacher.

by Someoneyouknowbutdont November 17, 2022


Teacher body

The soft, flabby pear or apple shape body associated with middle and high school public teachers.

6th period Spanish class had no idea Mrs . Lopez was pregnant that just thought she had teacher body.

by GorglagorE September 15, 2017


English teacher

A person who tries to find meaning in the most minuscule things possible, sorry to break it to you, but the food choice in the first chapter of “of mice and men” means as much as evangelion

Although, some things are clear foreshadowing. take, for example the strawberry cake scene in part 5 of JOJOS BIZZARE adventure,

In it, Mista, who has tetraphobia, is mad that the group he’s in got 4 slices of cake, another person, abacchio, takes a slice

He’s the first to die

Another person, narancia, who is smarter than the average user of this cesspool of a site, says 16*55 is 28 (it’s actually 880 If you think for whatever reason that he’s right you absolute monkey-brained individual) to which, another person stabs him with a fork,

He dies by getting impaled by a portcullis (the gate thing on a castle)

Additionally, the fork stabbing person, was meant to betray them (he just leaves in the actual version)

Bro my English teacher was arrested for being the kingpin of a meth empire

by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 2, 2023