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On February 28th you tell an ugly girl that she’s ugly and needs to stop obsessing over herself.
Jackson:damn bruh you ugly asl
Kaylee:I know you want me I’m beautiful
Tell an ugly girl she’s ugly: you tell her she’s ugly
If you're getting a shot in your ass, stay noodle butt!
"Honey, were you rimani culo a taglia telle today?"
When you are tight lipped about your sexual exploits. But the people you sleep with aren’t…
Hey! What happened with you! I saw you chatting them up at the bar!
Well, you know ass don’t tell.
(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
Meaningfully tell someone leng that they’re leng on October 9th.
“Hey, Sam! You’re leng”
“Its Tell Someone Their Leng Day, isnt it?”
used as an ironic acknowledgment of one's familiarity with a difficult or unpleasant situation or experience described by someone else.
"My car broke down on the highway in the pouring rain, and I had to wait for hours for a tow truck." "Tell me about it," my friend replied, sighing as they clutched their own dead phone. (Their sigh and clutching the phone imply they're also stuck in a difficult situation).
Världens bästa människa
A very very sexy girl
Singel right now