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A day where your mind is just totally out of it.
I was really focused until I took a nap... from then on I had a jolly lot.
Like Joey Diaz! Who is fucking awesome by the way! That's my judgement of him. 10/10 best criminals of all time and has the best crime stories!
Hym "There are a lot of criminals out there... Some of them are famous and rich and/or are judged favorably. Isn't that weird? Not that I have a problem with that. Which is why I have adopted the Daniel Cho method of creating success where I just do whatever I want until someone gives me 1 million dollars! Not necessarily crimes, but like... Becoming an ethereal and malevolent force that tears through the community! JUST LIKE DANIEL CHO! Imbuing men with existential might to vanquish their foes and debauche their daughters... Wait- like, the foes daughters... They don't debauche their own daughters... That would be gRoOoOoSs! I don't know why I said it like that. It's gross. Don't debauche your own debauche your own daughters... Wait, are you guys still doing the thing where you ironically do the opposite of what I say still? Please don't ironically debauche your own daughters. I know I said I'm Satan but I can't stress this enough... Don't do that thing I said! Let me do it. BUT ONLY IF THEY ARE OF AGE! You know... I like that word... Debauche. You know DEBAUCHERY means, like, getting drunk and being a menace (As far as I recall) but TO DEBAUCHE means at BANG. Ok. So. To recap. Crime? Makes for great stories. Daniel Cho? Evil psychic entity. Aaaaaand... Only debauche other people's daughters... Yeah... That's the lesson of the day. AND the WORD of the day! Go forth and debauche someone... Except not that FUCKING WHORE! She doesn't need debauching! She can sit on a sponge!"
Its fun, at the moment, but it is technically sketchy AF
Our current lifestyle dynamic is of the parking lot carousel polyamory variety
A way to say a medium amount of something. Was birthed when a little boy wanted "a little lot a bit" of ketchup.
Mom: how much dressing do you want on your salad?
Child: a little lot a bit.
When a brotha don't have his loins girded, the spirit of WAP Snap-A-Lot will be cast upon you, and you will be swallowed in one moment...
A WAP Snap-A-Lot is lurking on the Internet Yellow Brick Road...
A little bit more than a bunch
I went out to lunch and had alot lot of food!
I’m trying to take care of my mom. I’m hoping she has at least 20 or 30 years. I’m going to have to start taking care of her.
But I also don’t have a girlfriend or children or a job right now… so I’m pretty worried about my future. My friend said “you know the truth. They don’t.” And said they have more to lose. He says I’m overreacting.
The future is looking really rough for me soon. I’m just worried if I’m going to make it or not.
I’m under a lot of pressure