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When you send or respond to a text without fully thinking about the consequences of doing so. Similar to drunk texting but you're completely sober. Its more just plain impulsive
Example 1:
Father: You stayed out too late at that party last night; you're grounded for the next week
Son: Fuck you old man!
Father: make that the next month
Son: C'mon dad, that was my text reflex!
Example 2:
Texter Dude 1: Hey baby, you wanna go hookup behind the bleachers?
Texter Chick 1: Hell no you creeper! WTF is up with u? Drunk?
Texter Chick 1's friend: Yah, that was his text reflex
The act of sending a text message from an e-mail account.
My cell is dead, I'll send you an e-text.
Person in a crowded place who is texting while bumping into people.
1. Hey, Jack - where did you get the black eye?
2. Text bumper
3. Oh.
When two people get a text message simultaneously. The person who fails to say "Jinx text" first becomes Jinxed. This person can no longer speak until the Jinxer or one of the witnesses to the jinx says the name of the jinxed person.
(two text messages come in at the same time)
Steve: Jinx text!
Witnesses: OHHHHHH
A text, that the longer it goes unanswered, the louder it rings in awkwardness.
'So how about that massage?? ;)' text echoed for a week.
The act of texting 3-4 people all at once. It gets really complicated, especially in group chats.
“My side chicks are blowing up my phone, this is why I’m a pro at Text Juggling”
When you lets your girl read and respond to the boys group text.
I know that wasnt Keith, he is such a text cuck.