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The hair between your butt that can be braided and is similar to a rat tail one would have on the back of there head.
Man look at that guys Australian rat tail hanging from his pants.
One bites the concrete curb. The Australian mafia brings 7 kangaroos to each individually stomp ones head into paste on the curb. Then the kangaroos could consume the mutilated corpse and the Australian performs the sacred ritual involving boomerang penetration.
Ah man my friend Chris just got Australian Curb Stomped.
When one freaky ass weed smoker lets the smoke coming from their mouth get inhaled by one's anus
Man: I tried to Australian Inhale last night but I ended up breaking a rib.
The drunk Australian man is the finest example of human evolution in history, when the drunk Aussie man comes home after drinking with "The Boyz" ( a small pack of drunk Aussie males) he comes home and sees his little boy and GIVES THAT LIL BITCH A BACKHAND "the lil bitch boy backhand is a defence mechanism developed be the drunk aussie males after realising that their son will be nothing like them.
Woman #1 hey that guys a fucken drunk Australian
Woman #2 yeah at least we're not his son
Person 1: Oh man do i love them australian birds yeee
Person 2: Ew no thats gross
Australian- A person who is born / a citizen of Australia.
Australians are really, the indigenous!
Most Australian think calling people "wogs" & "chinks" are normal & not offensive...
A bit sad because I love this country!
Ie: my mother is white, father is Asian.
When people ask what my "natio" is & I say Aussie.... MAJORITY of people will look at me & ask again.... So I say; you mean what's my parents background?! I am AUstralian! FOR FUCKS SAKE IVE never even been to another country!!!
Australian- (White) people: I'm an Aussie!!Australian
Me: are you?? You mean you're a POM!
Coz the Aussies, real Australian are the kooris
An american but with spiders and shit.
"you australians are just americans but with spiders and shit"
-TommyInnit