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Taking a shotgun from two blunts at one time.
Damn that double barrel shotgun got be shook out my shooooos. I was high as hell biatch!
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When a girl is riding on top of a guy facing him, and shes grinding a little to hard for comfort, so the guy reaches around and sticks his thumb up her ass, Fonzie-style. Thrust your right arm out, so the girl cannot see your hand behind her, make a thumbs up, and go for it. Thus giving her both barrels. Or plugging both barrels, both will suffice.
Sheryl was slamming down on Todd's meatstick one night, riding it like one angry jockey, and we're talking really melting his latex. So Todd decided to add a little spice to Sheryls pleasure. He made the happy hitchhiker and double-barrel brian carrolled her
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A cluster fuck of grand proportions. When everything is fucked up in a major way.
Traffic today in downtown NYC was nearly impossible to get through. Talk about a double barrel cluster fuck!
Cluster fuck clusterfuck snafu fubar shit storm
a synonym for taking a shit, etc. Originates from the process in which fudge is added during ice cream production.
"This is where we use powerful pneumatic pistons to evacuate our fudge barrels"
"hey JJ, you just ate 3 pounds of burrito, you should go evacuate your fudge barrel before we get in the car"
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when there are so many loose women at a bar it doesn't matter if you have a crooked dick, you can't miss!!!!
Gentile Mike: How was the bar last night?
Jewish Mike: There was so much poonani at that bar last nite it was ridiculous?
Gentile Mike: Did you hit any of that shit?
Jewish Mike: Are you serious, it was like shooting squirrel in a barrel. I got it in and got my bhole licked.
Gentile Mike: "Nice. I like. Borat voice."
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The act of laying on one's back, pants down and knees to the chest. While in this position, relaxed enough to have one's scrotum and testicles dangling loosely over the anus, the subject releases gas of such volume, and power, so as produce a descernable air gap in between the anus and scrotum. To fully qualify, this must be done in the general direction of a disrespected, unsuspecting recipient. The DBHBG is not to be confused with it's close cousin, The Double Hogback Growler, which is done standing, and without the requisit fart.
Jim said, HEY BUB!!! Don't let Tim chug any more of that Wild Turkey, or the next thing you know, he'll be shooting those Double Barrel Hogback Growlers again!!!!!!!!!!
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Derived from the shocker except w/o the pinky; resembles a gun, two fingers are inserted into the cooter and the thumb is used to "fire" in turn touching the clit.
She loved the double barrel cooter shooter last night!
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