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I guess technically the phrase would mean someone born out of wedlock that just happens to love blowing noodle. But I have always used it as just another fucked up name to call someone.
1) Eat me you bastard fag!
2) Take a flyin fuck at a rollin innertube you bastard fag.
3) Who the hell do them bastard fags think they're messin with?
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A person who exceeds the usual insult of bastard, a complete arse hole.
"kieran Walshaw. what an insufferable bastard."
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A bastard who is also gay. gay + bastard. That simple.
Why did some gay bastard define these two words as one?
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A complimentary phrase proclaiming the indivdiual in question as an upstanding, magnificent member of the human race with a strong inclination to being a cutthroat Master of Insensitivity!
{Names have been changed to protect the innocent}
Balac:
"What? Advice on hiking? Sure. If you encounter a hostile animal, cast a lulling spell and quickly leave the area. If you have no mana, pretend to be dead. Even as the animal tears into your flesh with its menacing teeth and claws, pretend to be dead. Keep pretending to be dead until you are dead. You had your chance and you blew it. Oh! And watch out for scorpions! They can teleport, spear you, and spit fire. Remember, hiking in public parks at night can be dangerous, partly because of the lack of light, and also partly because of the rapists. Don't go hiking at night without a drunken member of the opposite sex and certainly not in Central Park during Chanukah, because that’s when the freaks come out."
Zac:
<throws head back; pulls imaginary chin hair while exclaiming> "OOOHHHHH ... goddammit! You Sweet Fvcking Bastard!!"
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a term used by bitter emo kids who look emo...listen to emo music....call themselves emo...think, act, and live emo....but get pissed whenever people point out the hilarity of the whole emo scene.
Emo kid: "I'm pissed because I'm stereotyped by bastards."
Stereotypical bastard: "Use your super-emo powers to get over it. Don't get mad...get sad!"
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Originates from the north of Irleand. This term refers to those accused of aiding the crown forces or the British government. This term in Ireland does not refer to race although its true meaning is often unclear.
That black bastard was giving information to the RUC!
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Emo Bastard. 99% of the male emo population. A few of them do it to get chicks, and to get props on the ass they get from wearing tight pants. Just yet another fad that JUST showed up. This is NOT "just the way you are". I witnessed it pull it's ugly head out of the primordial ooze. All of a sudden mowhawks turned to fuexhawks, Bondage pants turned to Little Sister's/Mom's pants, and black metal turned to "screamo". Luckily for most emo bastards, they'll inherit a large amount of money and won't ever have to work a hard job. Stop whining, Hot Topic is NOT a hard job. Try construction, boys. But for those emo's who are poor and will eventually need a good job, have fun closing up those inch sized holes in your ears (I know I am).
Emo Bastard: "Hey Steph, I just wrote this poem.
Ahem.
'The way you talk to me is like a thousand sharp razors shooting through my ears. It makes me want to split my veins in half and bathe you in the fountain of blood. Blood. Blood blood blood. The blood will be red. Red is the color of the anger school fills me with. Parents make my eyes red with hate. Hate for the money they don't give me. Razors. Razors Razors.'
Ahem.
It like... might need a little work. But the heart is there. The emotions."
'Steph' (an Emo Bitch): "Thats like... so deep. And true. I feel you about that money shit, man."
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