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From parks and recreation, means girls before guys
Ann: are you sure youre ok that im going on a date with mark?
Leslie: Yeah! Im over mark, all that matters is that we’re still friends
Ann: Breasties before testes!
The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.
Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
A very large penis that is constantly bragged about but once shown its tiny
Dude you lied about your dick size, its tiny, cock before jock.
A phrase used to describe someone who gained popularity and it went to their head and as a result has become unbearable
Person 1: Do you like Lizzo?
Person 2: Before the bitch hit.
These people are even more brainwashed than the Obama Generation. Troll season is beginning to pick up, big time.
I wonder if there will be loads of mass murders from so many confused and repressed people. (Hmn, just now waking up?)
I’ve never seen the world so insane before
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UD Jews, I’m talking to you
I’m not imagining things am I?
I’ve never seen the world so insane before
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Educate yourself before you start spewing crap on everyone. Make sure you actually know what are proclaiming before you try to get people to listen to you.
People RIOTING need to first try "education before proclamation" of thier reasons to "protest" BEFORE they loot and burn their own. Violece is not the answer for those who have educated themselves of the problems at hand. Get it right before you fight!