vince chew

A lanky, nerdy and usually fair skinned guy with a very VERY wide knowledge of sex. Enough to be qualified as a sex instructor or porn scriptwriter. Fr.

"Did you hear about the guy who wrote the box office smashing porn hit Sex with my Mom?"
"Why? Who is it? That movie was really good though, I was hard within a minute!"
"Who else but Vince Chew?"

Chewing Bone

When you're talking to a girl who already has a boyfriend. The boyfriend got all the meat and you're left chewing on the bone.

"Mikey's talking to Sharon, but she already has a boyfriend. "
"He's just chewing bone."

chewed the spoon

1. Chewing the spoon is getting invited to an event that you were looking forward to, only to be rejected by the host when you get there.

2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.

Definition 1.

“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”

“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”

“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”

Definition 2.

“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”

watch out boy, she'll chew you up

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

When in doubt.... watch out boy, she'll chew you up.

chewing asbestos

n. CHOO-ing a-SBES-tis, -tos

Loose long-fiber asbestos intended for chewing

I used to inhale asbestos dust, but these days I prefer to use chewing asbestos

West Virginia and Wyoming are the only states that still allow the sale of chewing asbestos

Chew

When there's tension between people - an argument

I've got no chew with them

chew

Another word for “head” or “blowjob”

friend 1- “i asked this girl last night for a chew”
friend 2- “did she give you it?