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every little thing this man does you will be in love with him and he will be in your mind 24/7. he is crazily funny and so obsessive!
boy: “omg he bought me food he’s so charming”
girl: “you got the derek effect”
A Derek Fitzgerald is usually the sexiest kindest person you can meet . Has a horsecock and will fuck your bitch if he don’t fuck with you . He once smoked black tar heroin with Tupac
Holy fucking shit I want to be fucked by Derek Fitzgerald so bad
Derek Parra is the most hilarious, handsome, and all-around amazing person around. When you meet Derek, you can’t help but love him and want to be his friend. He’s SUPER smart and the most desirable businessman to ever exist. When you have a problem, he has the solution for it. He also knows everything there is to know, even when he doesn’t. Nobody has ever met a better person than him. We love Derek Parra.
“Did you see that girl’s boyfriend?”
“Yeah, that’s Derek Parra. His girlfriend Maitland sure is a lucky girl.”
Derek Kim is the absolute best boyfriend anyone could ask for. He’s very sweet, funny, caring, has prestige rizz, but occasionally gets on your nerves. Everyone needs a Derek Kim in their life but NOT this one cuz he’s MINE! 👩 ❤️ 💋 👨🙏
Chungus: omg is that Derek Kim?! He’s lookin mad fine today
Her friends: omg I agree!!!!!! Hes mad sexy…too bad he likes Chungus!! 😍‼️
Derek Kim is the absolute best boyfriend anyone could ask for. He’s very sweet, funny, caring, has prestige rizz, but occasionally gets on your nerves. Everyone needs a Derek Kim in their life but NOT this one cuz he’s MINE! 👩 ❤️ 💋 👨🙏
Chungus: omg is that Derek Kim?! He’s lookin mad fine today
Her friends: omg I agree!!!!!! Hes mad sexy…too bad he likes Chungus!! 😍‼️
Referring to a fail or a epic fail. Can be used to describe fails such as, getting arrested and charged with vandalism on May 21 2023, having L rizz, messing up relationships, being short, being a cracker, being a short skinny cracker, losing a game, getting insulted, losing an item or a friend, and failing a test.
“They just died in a car crash”
“That’s just a common Derek L”
The prettiest most perfect award winning long fat straight veiny fat headed flawless penis ever!!
Of course Derek Burke's Dick is better and looks better for sure. There is awards that have been given to that cock cause it's so flawless and perfect