fighting the hotness

when someone who is usually pretty good looking, let themselves go and look a mess, eg. scruffy hair, unshaved, bad clothes, acne

did you see keanu reeves the other day? looking ferral? he is just fighting the hotness lately.

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Raptor fight

The act of two people tucking their penis and balls between their legs and using arms to smack each other in a fighting manner. First one to pop out is declared loser.

Johnny and Gary raptor fight on the weekends and keep tabs to see who wins more often.

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youtube fight

When someone in your office watches a video on YouTube that is silly or strange and you try to respond and top them, you have started a YouTube fight.

"I'll see your Banana Splits and raise you a Jem and the Holograms."

"Dude, I'm busy. No time for a YouTube fight."

"Poop."

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fight call

The scheduled meeting during which actors practice stage combat. This event takes place onstage an hour or more before the show begins. Actors will often practice their fight moves in slow motion, then they practice at normal speed. See also: call time.

"What time is fight call tonight?"
"7:00"

"You were late for fight call yesterday."

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fighting crime

Sarcastic answer to any questions regarding ones whereabouts.
Similiar to the explanation "I'm a ninja" to any questions regarding one's abilities.

Why the FUCK are you so latet for my class?
I was out fighting crime.

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chink fighting

Any martial arts deriving from Asia

Asian 1 " Just leave me alone!"

Group of rednecks " Not until you open your eyes like a normal person!"

Asian 1 "Please I don't want any trouble"

Rednecks "Well you got some" (Redneck Punches)\

(Asian blocks, and round kicks him, knocking him out cold)

Redneck 1 "Shit! Crazy bitch knows chink fighting!"

Redneck 2 " I'm going back to the pickup truck!"

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cock-fight

A cock-fight is a sexual act - a contest between two or more guys where each guy with a raging boner "sword-fights" the others with their hard dicks -- the first to lose his erection has to suck the others off.

Now and then, a bunch of us horny cadets get together for a good cock-fight!

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