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When having sex with a woman, and changing lanes on her with no signal at all.
Girl: Tom was long stroke plowing me last night and out of no where he pulled an Alberta Lane Change on me. It really hurt to say the least.
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while heavily engrossed in sex, and without any warning or hint, the male quickly removes his member and jams it into his girlfriend's/wife's leather cheerio.
while bob was banging mrs. cleaver, he got tired of her loose roast beef curtains, so immediately conducted a lane change no blinker.
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When someones pants are falling down and their ass crack is visable, they are then on or traveling down ass crack lane.
Guy 1: dude you can see that chicks crack!
Guy 2: Shes on a walk down ass crack lane!
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An expression used by people who have a pet cause, and don't want anyone questioning that cause. A fast way to shut down a conversation from anyone deemed too outside to participate, no matter what their level of qualifications.
"Don't go telling me to vaccinate my kids when you don't have any. Stay in your lane."
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A driver who has no intention of putting their foot through the accelerator because they are in the slip-lane on the motorway.
Manager: I can't believe you are late for work again Greg!
Greg: You won't believe it boss, I was stuck behind a total slip-lane surfer doing 50 when they should have been doing 100!
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This is a sex move that is performed by going from either of a woman's holes (south of the belly button) to the other, without giving her a signal that the change in lanes is coming. This is hilarious when moving to the fart-box, and a health risk when moving from it.
John Mayer: What's up, did you hear that Jennifer Aniston and I broke up?
Brad Pitt: Yeah. Did you hear that I pulled an asian lane change on her before you broke up?
John Mayer: *sniffle*
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